How to Make a Quilt Your Kitty Will Love

Step One: Gather a bunch of pretty fabrics featuring fishies, birdies, and mousies. Put them together in pleasing way, and call your quilt "Cat Food":

Step Two (and this is Most Important): Get Charming (Sherman's favorite person) to sleep with the quilt. This will impart the Eau de Charming scent, which is irresistible:

Step Three: Let nature take its course. Drape the quilt over Charming's guitar case, a favorite hangout...

Step Four: Be sure not to notice when Sherman deigns to snuggle down:

Step Five: Savor the sweet smell of success!